Rossplendent

“Billy Jean” is definitely my favorite Michael Jackson song.

Billie jean is not my lover
Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

Good song, but I don’t think Michael needs to worry about women wanting him to look after their kids.

R.I.P.

If I die tomorrow I would like my tombstone to read as follows:

Captain Ross Benziger Dec. 2, 2979 - July 4, 3010.

Here lies Captain R. Benziger who died during the Great Space Wars valiantly defending mother Earth against the Zurg invasion.

“Die Zurg scum - RAHHHHH!” The Captain’s last words.

You’d better believe it!