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Word of the Day

Today’s word is: tchimon.

No one knows what it means, just that it is heard often throughout the songs of Michael Jackson.

“Tchimon!  Hee-hee!” - Michael Jackson.

Billy Jean

“Billy Jean” is definitely my favorite Michael Jackson song.

Billie jean is not my lover
Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

Good song, but I don’t think Michael  needs to worry about women wanting him to look after their kids.

Word of the Day

Today’s word is: Mogrokite.

An insect like battle drone used by the Zurg to engage infantrymen.

Also known as “Mogs”, and indignantly referred to as “Dongers” by infantrymen because of their resemblance to male genitalia.

Picture coming soon.

R.I.P.

If I die tomorrow I would like my tombstone to read as follows:

Captain Ross Benziger  Dec. 2, 2979 - July 4, 3010.

Here lies Captain R. Benziger who died during the Great Space Wars valiantly defending mother Earth against the Zurg invasion.

“Die Zurg scum - RAHHHHH!” The Captain’s last words.

Word of the Day

Today’s word is: bukkakelypse.

No longer tolerant of human defiance God and his buddies brought a shameful end to man’s reign on earth; it was known throughout the galaxy as the Great Bukkakelypse.

Rossplendent

I had to look up resplendent, I think it has something to do with shining like a star.  So yeah I guess that pretty well describes me.

I am ROSS!

You’d better believe it!